Tripping On My Vacuum

How run of the mill vacuums have failed me:

1. Most vacuums suck!...err not very well.


2. Accessories are mounted loosely on the unit and inevitably fall off during use.


3. There are three nozzle attachments, two of which are there to make you think they are useful, one of which is actually useful.


4. Using the hose will likely yank the vacuum enough to fall over once or twice during use.


5. Opening the vacuum bag cover panels are almost as much of a pain in the ass as putting them back on.