Lysol Disinfectant WIPE (Singular)

Have you ever reached for a disinfectant wipe and though, "dang, these are too small, I'll get two?" And then you realize, "wait, these are still too small, I need more than two wipes. In fact I need an entire 33 foot long sheet of counter cleaner!"

NO, you have not. But that's what you get with Lysol. If you were expecting individual tear away sheets, FAIL. I believe there was an afterthought of intention applied to designing the mechanism that is supposed to tear the sheets where they are perforated. For the next 80 counter cleaning sessions, I will be hand tearing each and every sheet.

Should have stuck with Clorox.